Commentary

  • Is anyone else tired of these two high school girls having a cat fight whilst lives hangs in the balance? The ability to pay bills, get medical care, buy food…it’s exhausting. Two teams that continually show just how they cannot work together. Forget your office teams who should be able to work together, these are…

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  •   America didn’t “fall back in love” with cocaine. America never quit. We didn’t ghost coke, we just stopped posting about it on Instagram while fentanyl and opioids hogged the spotlight. Now headlines are breathlessly announcing the “cocaine comeback” like it’s Fleetwood Mac reuniting. The reality is that cocaine never left the tour bus. In…

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  • If you’ve ever thought, “I wish Facebook had more tattling and fewer friends,” then congratulations you’ve already downloaded Nextdoor, the worst social media app in existence. Nextdoor isn’t really a platform but rather it is a 24/7 neighborhood HOA meeting that you sadly cannot escape. A place where Becky tells Susie that her “Karen haircut”…

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  •   BREAKING: Donald Trump has once again threatened to invade… Portland. Not Tehran. Not Pyongyang.     But rather, Portland, Oregon, the land of food carts, ironic mustaches, and kombucha on tap. He “authorized Full Force” to protect federal property, which in Trump-speak could mean anything from ICE buildings to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts. To…

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  •     You: a feared outlaw biker gang with your own Hulu documentary, allegedly running underground empires and striking fear into communities nationwide. Me: a tired Denver local living next to Crack Alley™, I coined the crack ally name and if anyone has a beef with that, get fucked. Hulu recently dropped Secrets of the…

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  • The story of American politics today is one of fatigue. A weary electorate, exhausted by years of division, culture wars, and the relentless churn of crises, is quietly recalibrating its expectations. People want less theater and more competence. If Trump’s address at the United Nations did not embarrass Democrats and American’s enough to act, it’s…

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  •     By Our Non-Ascended Correspondent   Well, it’s the day after yet another highly advertised Rapture, and here we all still are, bills unpaid, laundry unfolded, traffic jams intact. The internet promised us heavenly airlifts and divine Uber rides to glory. Instead, I got a soggy burrito and the same junk mail from Comcast.…

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  •   Denver’s Brewing Budget Battle – Mike Johnston Starves Democracy While Luxury Towers Sit Empty When Denver’s own Clerk and Recorder Paul López raises the alarm that Mayor Mike Johnston’s 2026 budget is undercutting the very foundation of our elections, residents should pay attention. This isn’t about office supplies or overtime pay, this is about…

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  • I first started noticing the cracks during the Obama years. A creeping rhetoric that cast political opponents not as rivals but as enemies, forums online that went from harmless hobby talk to fever swamps of conspiracy, and a media ecosystem willing to monetize rage. At the time, pointing out that America was showing signs of…

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